Where to go for news?  Where to find a neutral and reliable source?  Frankly, only one news media outlet carries the full impartial Imperial seal of approval: the BBC (click here).  The Emperor's favoured newspaper is The Independent (click here), though he won't even pretend to make a claim of impartiality here.  Most American media outlets reflect the inherent Manichean conformism of the former United States, but you could always try The Washington Post (click here) for an at least bearable perspective that acknowledges that the rest of the world exists.  Australia lacks a genuinely competitive newspaper market, but Melbourne's broadsheet is The Age (click here).

Of course, many of the Emperor's subjects couldn't give a flying fig what's happening in the English speaking world.  Other news needs, from Afghanistan to Zimbabwe (to use the old names before the organisation of the Imperial province system) are served HERE
Visit the Web Page of the Emperor's brother and (current) heir (may he be at one with his frostiness) , or perhaps that of the Emperor's Parents (may their wisdom enlighten us always)
Imperial Links:
There have been many worthy and glorious Empires over the millenia.  Learn more about my frosty predecessors in:


China (mostly in Chinese characters)



For a marvellous page emphasing the continuity of Rome and "Romania" (ie Byzantium) through to the Ottomans, go here

But the real inspiration behind this page is his Imperial Majesty


Do you know that some people actually accused him of being mad?  Imagine!




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Emperor of Earth
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His Imperial Majesty in his Middle Kingdom Robes (1996)
Imperial Links:
There have been many worthy and glorious Empires over the millenia.  Learn more about my frosty predecessors in:


China (mostly in Chinese characters)



For a marvellous page emphasing the continuity of Rome and "Romania" (ie Byzantium) through to the Ottomans, go here

But the real inspiration behind this page is his Imperial Majesty


Do you know that some people actually accused him of being mad?  Imagine!




Visit the Web Page of the Emperor's brother and (current) heir (may he be at one with his frostiness) , or perhaps that of the Emperor's Parents (may their wisdom enlighten us always)
My dominions are far-flung and varied - here are some sample weather reports.
The "Frostiness" link is finally working (hurrah!).

The"Cabinet" link will be active eventually.  In the interim, your kind patience is appreciated.
PLEASE GO TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS PAGE AND PARTICIPATE IN THE NEWLY UPDATED IMPERIAL POLLS!
His Imperial Majesty currently resides in the Great Oceanic Palace in Melbourne, Australia.  His Australian subjects are honoured, excited and filled with joy.
Where to go for news?  Where to find a neutral and reliable source?  Frankly, only one news media outlet carries the full impartial Imperial seal of approval: the BBC (click here).  The Emperor's favoured newspaper is The Independent (click here), though he won't even pretend to make a claim of impartiality here.  Most American media outlets reflect the inherent Manichean conformism of the former United States, but you could always try The Washington Post (click here) for an at least bearable perspective that acknowledges that the rest of the world exists.  Australia lacks a genuinely competitive newspaper market, but Melbourne's broadsheet is The Age (click here).

Of course, many of the Emperor's subjects couldn't give a flying fig what's happening in the English speaking world.  Other news needs, from Afghanistan to Zimbabwe (to use the old names before the organisation of the Imperial province system) are served HERE

 What Policy Areas Should His
 Majesty Concentrate On? (You May
 Choose More than One)

World Peace
World Hunger
Art and Culture
Free Trade
Defeating Racism and Bigotry
Science and Education


 No Really, What Should I Concentrate On?
Persecuting US Fundamentalists
Persecuting other Fundamentalists
Natalie Imbruglia
Either her or Juliette Binoche
You're too good for either of them
Inviting GW Bush and Mr. Bin Laden to tea
Rock and roll, dude

Imperial Links:
There have been many worthy and glorious Empires over the millenia.  Learn more about my frosty predecessors in:


China (mostly in Chinese characters)



For a marvellous page emphasing the continuity of Rome and "Romania" (ie Byzantium) through to the Ottomans, go here

But the real inspiration behind this page is his Imperial Majesty


Do you know that some people actually accused him of being mad?  Imagine!




Visit the Web Page of the Emperor's brother and (current) heir (may he be at one with his frostiness) , or perhaps that of the Emperor's Parents (may their wisdom enlighten us always)
Where to go for news?  Where to find a neutral and reliable source?  Frankly, only one news media outlet carries the full impartial Imperial seal of approval: the BBC (click here).  The Emperor's favoured newspaper is The Independent (click here), though he won't even pretend to make a claim of impartiality here.  Most American media outlets reflect the inherent Manichean conformism of the former United States, but you could always try The Washington Post (click here) for an at least bearable perspective that acknowledges that the rest of the world exists.  Australia lacks a genuinely competitive newspaper market, but Melbourne's broadsheet is The Age (click here).

Of course, many of the Emperor's subjects couldn't give a flying fig what's happening in the English speaking world.  Other news needs, from Afghanistan to Zimbabwe (to use the old names before the organisation of the Imperial province system) are served HERE